HEY GUYZ GUESS WHAT TIME IT IS

PARTY TIIIIIIIIIIIME

ALLL THE TIIIIIIIIIIIIIIME

AWWEE YEEAAAAAH

having fun

master and i thought it would be nice to sit back and relax so i drew a picture of our past adventures.

Apologies, my artwork exceeds that of a mules fecal matter 

Don't even get me started on the scanner.

That creation of demons can burn in oblivion.

To Be Known As

I am know as #80081355 to my colleagues. 

They laugh. They mock. They writhe with such mirth.

But i know little reason of why they do so......

I however do have many other names.  

I am known by many names

 chief among them being Destroyer, Killer of Life and Scourge of

 the Earth. 

but you may call me Crackers.

And is ill fate is your fortune and you happen to be one of my victims.

May the words you utter under your last dieing breath be.....

CRACKERS.

EnEmIeS

Ithas come to myattentionnnnnnn that we have our enemiesssss withinnn natureeeee itsellfff....

See what i did there :3? I added extra letters to make it sound scary!

Has it worked?

No?

Crap

Here, let me have another try...

Theeee enemyyyy which iiiii speeaaaaak offffff isss a hoorrrriiiiffffyyying beeeeaaaasssst thatttt dwellllllsss withnNNNNnnnnn theeee foooreeEEEEsst of daaaaRRRkkkkNessssSssss.

How about that time?

C'mon i even capitalized letters it for no reason to add to the creepiness!

:/ You guys suck hard.

Lets try this out one last time....

Ittttttt haaasssssssss teeettthhhhh thhhaaaat glimmmmeeerr-

Screw it.

Typing of such style is getting within my nerves.

Screw the theatrics.

On with the story.

The beast of which speak of is absolutely horrifying. It's teeth shimmer with the very hatred that is only held held within tortured hell bound souls. They have the such qualities of many small, white flamed, scythes that can cut through anything in existence. The eyes THE EYES AHGAWDTHEEYES. They're traumatizing, if you dare peer into those fathomless dark holes then you shall precede to have repeating nightmares for weeks on end followed by unexpected vomiting. Looking upon those dreadful circles of doom i remembered all of my past failures and horrid treatment i have received from within my life.

I say to you these words of warning: BEWARE THE BEAST WITHIN THIS PICTURE THAT YOU ARE ABOUT TO SEE IS THE MOST HORRIFYING, TERRIFYING, CREEPY, WILD, UNTAMED, FEROCIOUS,DREADFUL,GRUESOME THING THAT YOU WILL EVER SEE IN YOUR WHOLE ENTIRE LIFE.

I have tried to slay this creature of doom but alas, i have  failed. So i have decided to make it my trusted ally, sidekick, partner in crime whatever you call it.

TOGETHER WE SHALL DESTROY YOU ALL!!!!!!!!!!1

THEINTRODUCTIONNNNSS

I AMHERE TO REPORT MYY LOYALDUTIESSSSS AS A GOOD SERVANTTO THE UGLYAS HELL AND  TALL ONE.
ISNTT MYY BLOGSES PRETTYFULL??????
MASTERRRSHALL OH SOOO PLEEASED AT SUCHCREATIVITY.


FORIWILLDETROYALLWITHMYPRETTYCOLORSANDHATE!!HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAhahahaSUFFERUNDERTHEWRATHOFMY RAINBOWWWWZZZZ