See what i did there :3? I added extra letters to make it sound scary!
Has it worked?
No?
Crap
Here, let me have another try...
Theeee enemyyyy which iiiii speeaaaaak offffff isss a hoorrrriiiiffffyyying beeeeaaaasssst thatttt dwellllllsss withnNNNNnnnnn theeee foooreeEEEEsst of daaaaRRRkkkkNessssSssss.
How about that time?
C'mon i even capitalized letters it for no reason to add to the creepiness!
:/ You guys suck hard.
Lets try this out one last time....
Ittttttt haaasssssssss teeettthhhhh thhhaaaat glimmmmeeerr-
Screw it.
Typing of such style is getting within my nerves.
Screw the theatrics.
On with the story.
The beast of which speak of is absolutely horrifying. It's teeth shimmer with the very hatred that is only held held within tortured hell bound souls. They have the such qualities of many small, white flamed, scythes that can cut through anything in existence. The eyes THE EYES AHGAWDTHEEYES. They're traumatizing, if you dare peer into those fathomless dark holes then you shall precede to have repeating nightmares for weeks on end followed by unexpected vomiting. Looking upon those dreadful circles of doom i remembered all of my past failures and horrid treatment i have received from within my life.
I say to you these words of warning: BEWARE THE BEAST WITHIN THIS PICTURE THAT YOU ARE ABOUT TO SEE IS THE MOST HORRIFYING, TERRIFYING, CREEPY, WILD, UNTAMED, FEROCIOUS,DREADFUL,GRUESOME THING THAT YOU WILL EVER SEE IN YOUR WHOLE ENTIRE LIFE.
I have tried to slay this creature of doom but alas, i have failed. So i have decided to make it my trusted ally, sidekick, partner in crime whatever you call it.
TOGETHER WE SHALL DESTROY YOU ALL!!!!!!!!!!1
I knew it. Those bastards are of the devil.
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